Fixed Pants™

Bugger, just been told i won't be there until much before 2, so i'll have to give someone a text to ask where you are If possible, could you get to like, an easy place to find please Seeya in a few hours.

That's so my joke. You didn't even do it right, the link is buggered and the Auto-Mod bit isn't in italics. Amateur

So, right next to ramsgate harbour? I think i'll be able to find it. I'm gonna be calling/texting everyone asking where to go and stuff so be prepared for that

Ahh, so that's why it's in portsmouth. Yeah, he seemed a great guy, really shouldn't have that happen to him. R.I.P. DJ

rofl, i think i can see why it's Danny, does Alic have a beard similar to it?

Why not Mr Chan?

Yeah, it's pretty much half way across the country! Yeah. Tomorrow should be good, as long as it doesn't bloody rain!

That's photoshopped on, i don't have it in real life, no bullshit about me having a monobrow, because i don't.

* to front. Kerbs ***.

Herne Bay 12:30 meet, i think.

Should do, i'll give you a text when i get to my pikeyvan.

Wow, nice one. Spode, are you the man behind all the ideas? Some good ones you've got recently, thinkbikes is really looking up now. I'd probably do this but there's only 3 riders in this area, and for miles, and the other 2 are brilliant, so looks like it's out for me.

Seems i've grown a beard quicker than i thought...

Pfft, f**k paying however much a good suit is these days (300?400?) i'd rather buy shit for my bike and have a tesco suit. Anyway, it was on LK Today so shush

They also sell suits that are just like any other decent suit, but for like 25 quid. Bargain!

Right, i'm gonna be at whitstable at about 12 tomorrow, give it half an hour and we'll meet up at herne bay (as organised)

My knowledge of Chris King hubs is extremely limited, but have you got the special Chris King tool? I've heard people mention them, maybe that could help? It'd probably be for the best if you don't have one and do get one, as i've heard that bodging via not using the propper tool can seriously mess things up. Other than that, i'm not sure on what you mean, i've had 0 experience with CK's, but if you could get pics, i'm sure it could help the people that actually know about it. By the way, thanks for not being a f**ktard, there seems to be a lot of fools in NMC that post 'hi m8 a\/ u cheeakkd that da axel isnt snappd m8? wat biek do u ride' etc etc, you should be validated in no time. EDIT: Ahh, you've been here since 2004? What's happened here then? Did you f**k up majorly in the past? EDIT 2: Looking through your previous topics, looks like you weren't the best, but you've sorted that out, meh, i think you've redeemed yourself.

Oh my god, what has the world come to. Welcome though. Tomm, admins, mods or whatever, i think there should be a waiting limit to post! So they can see what happens on a forum and know how to type propperly, unless they give a mod or something a good pm saying i'm not a dickend, let me go into new members and i'll be helpful. Some people these days though, it's not that hard to type propperly.

DAMN! You're f**king good, that's seriously genius, try it?

It's true Squince, i haven't really been out of my room much for the last 3 at least days, so much for my f**king 'friends' inviting me out to places and what not. It pisses me off.

Maybe dip coat it if you have access to a dipcoating thing (blows all the plastic dust up everywhere) Maybe, a make shift one, heat it up on the stove, and file down a load of plastic? Get the dust from it and throw it over it and hope it works?

Gay threads like this get raped, it's just the way of the internet. And yeah, but, i get the bj. And Danny K apologising like that, really hasn't ended anything i'm afraid, it will carry on until the earlier hours, easily. And, apoligies like that aren't sweet enough for things like that, but welldone for giving up. OH BOB SAGET, i'm now gay, damn you kris! In my defence, i didn't see it.

The apologies, ROFL, they're so not written by either of you, you two just made yourself look like right tits in my eyes, for both posting near the exact same thing, and the other 'formal' posts are blatantly not written by you. EDIT: Apparently Johny wrote the apologies, which i can believe, but seeing a post exactly the same by Danny K made it f**king stupid. Personally can't see it myself, but that's because i couldn't download it, looks like someone took it down . May or may not be true, it certainly is hard to believe he's that 'good' after 1 year and 5 months of riding. Danny K, you're not too bad, but lose the hard man act, it's just bollocks, yeah you might be able to hold your own but saying it across the internet is LAME. So would saying the same thing (gonna say that to my face) in real life, because you're a full on fanny if you'd 'smack someone down' (or what ever bollocks you say) just for saying something you don't agree with. Some of the replies though, are just VERY immature, there's a time and a place for immatureness, and that's chit chat, at any time, not on a 'serious' matter like this.

Sam, is that the guy i look like in the pic? Funny that, my dad used to be in the army, sometimes my mums like, faakin hell you're so like your dad (i even sit like he did, well, an army position, hands on knees when in the car, sort of propping my right elbow up against the seat). My dads a right fanny, and we haven't seen him for years (split up when iw as 9 months oldish, having an affair, gonna twat the b*****d, his kids and wife one day) which is why my mums so surprised i'm like him, but it's like, he's my dad you moped, of course i'm gonna be like him. EDIT: Rothwell, i look rough with longish hair, it's wank when it's too long, but i agree, when its about maybe 1cm longer i can actually gel it like a poofter, which makes me look better (i hope). Post the mancunt one

On my head or on my face? Before i took that pic i seriously trimmed my sideburns (they were fluff walls) and had a shave, but my facial hair isn't that thick yet, or completely covering, I'd say give it another few months and I'll be a hairy faced man (I'm really hairy, my arse has more hair than all of my body, the backs of my thighs are f**king hairy, my neck, the guy at the barbers said don't shave your neck or it'll look like a monkeys arse... etc..) My barber is hilarious, really funny, he's like 25-30 or something and last time i went, some fit bird walked past and he shouted 'FAAK ME' (he's a cockney Iranian) and she's like 'oi!' and he blames my friend, was sooo funny. Really funny guy, i don't think I've been there and not laughed a lot.