Fixed Pants™

You're such an old man! The kid was a complete pisshead evidently. Most people get pissed every other weekend and are fine, and it's acceptable because your liver grows back rather quickly, and can return to fine from it having just 10% of it left. It's forgiving, just don't abuse it. I used to drink a fair bit more than i do now, but it's still not much than 3/4 times in a month... I might have the odd pint with mateys but nothing more if it's not an event or something...

TO CONFIRM. 'It tastes a bit weird' was a bluff, to get them to come clean, they didn't say anything (i still wasn't sure) then the dudes next to our tent told me when i was still trying to work out if it was piss or not....

Yeah it was weird, i woke up at about 5 15 and was like, wtf is the time? Was welll confused.

I'VE FIXED THE OLD BEAST OF A COMPUTER! I CAN ACTUALLY OPEN THINGS WITHIN 4 MINUTES. This is such a relief, it's been about 5 months using my sisters shitty 512mb'd, 0.7ish ghz computer. SO SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'm stoked.

TITS OR GTFO.

Phats are possibly the best ever pads i've ever used. Not had personally, but used on many a bike... 2nd to bigman or prawn (can never remember) awesomely perfect coustcncs on an uber sharp grind when he had his coust frame... My cousts were good for ages, then they went a bit poo, and still are, bit of tar livens them up, probably my dead dead grind though... I never had a go on a bike with reds that worked well.

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!

I AM HERE TO TOUCH YOU ALL. I should sleep, gotta get up for nass.

WOOP WOOP! Cheers simps!

Plans for the old steel beast i have - Full centaur carbon 10x drivetrain, tektro carbon calipers, alright set of miche 707 wheels, carbon rouler cranks, syngenic ti axle road pedals (which i got for very cheap, less than 10% of the rrp, brand new) Then go on from there. Pimped old bikes ***!

Anyone know what's going on with simpson and his motor? I just called him, it was funny, he was half asleep! I'm trying to work out plans... I NEED A LIFT! Is it worth just buying a friday ticket and going home saturday day? Cos the bands on sat look WANK, is what they should have done, is swapped 1 event per day, so your dnbers can have the two friday gigs, one each day, and opposite for the indie fags... If i can't get a lift, i pretty much can't go cos the train's gonna cost me 80 quid, ontop of ticket and i've not allowed enough for everything!

Na, time ran out. I was just as fast as everyone else, if not faster.

hit 100 miles, had to head off to ipswich cos we had to get back for work! Was fun though. Fixed over distance is fine, infact, i was caining the rest of the group too (3 singlespeed freewheelers, 1 geared roadie) i'm a tad achy. And i'm at work til 5!

Anyone doing it? Road ride from london to the suffolk coast. 120 mile ride through the night. Im gonna be f**ked as im working today and tomoro without sleep and 150 miles behind me. Christ.↲ Good luck to those who are doing it.

It doesn't come across as he's joking.

HOW CAN YOU SPELL IT RIGHT, THEN SPELL IT WRONG? Puns, introduce them into your life.

Maybe they forgot to deliver it to you? BA BUM CHHH.

Girls have been telling me it'll suit.

More of a question, is 10mm gonna be ok to go back down to nothing or just a normal earing? Generally.

I'm thinking like 10mm at the end of it all?

Tempted to get a tunnel in my ear. What's generally the max you can go to before you're turbof**ked if you pussy out and don't like it?

Hmm, but that's from wikipedia Ok so fair play on that, i guess... I'm still not a fan, and i will continue to laugh at funny jokes.

I'm genuinely asking a question, why did he make himself white? And also, does this not make him a f**king weird person?

Crikey, a year goes quickly. R.I.P.

Sickipedias counter has been going up pretty quick as time goes on, LOL.