Sam Nichols

Weather: Beautiful, perfect for riding. I can't be assed to ride though. How does that make you feel, comrade?

drizzling

I R confused. You made it right? It's your design.. You tell us what it's meant to do! I'd argue that the flex will be it's downfall...

It wasn't a comp y'know...

In the past I've avoided paying the bike charge by arguing incessantly that it isn't a bicycle but rather a box containing a selection of bicycle parts. Eventually they got fed up with me and just checked it in anyway. No bag handler can throw my bike about as much as I do so I've never been particularly concerned about that side of things. A friend of mine has a suitcase that his BMX fits in nicely, so that travels for free with him - I'm not so sure if you'd get a trials bike in one though. As for the cardboard box, sleep on it! Problem solved. It's the mattress of choice for vagabonds!

It's 4pm, it's still warm and the sky is blue

Yes, except instead of paint or anodising it has a layer of decorative Lamb.

Worse case scenario: him and his mates jump you, steel the cash, nick your shoes and shank you. What have you got to lose?!

I found that if I set the quality to 144p and made it full screen on my TV it felt just like the olden days. All that was missing was the sound of my modem dialling up and 6 hour wait for the video to download.

Very smooth! That drop gap looked so effortless from the two of you, would love to see a longer vid with loads more smooth lines and shiiiiit.

I was just gonna say it's what mine used to look like before I murdered it.

The price he is asking for it is sooooooo cheap! It's an absolute steal.

Sounds üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüber dodgey!

Careless torque costs lives.

Buff sounds like the best idea because it's not going to be too bulky, it won't make you sweat as much and also, weird as it sounds, the silky/shiny texture of it will help the helmet slip on to your head easier stopping your hearing aids from snagging. I'm soooo far out of touch with full face helmets that I can't even remember the name of the one I used to wear!! But what I do remember is that you really want it to be a snug fit, there's nothing worse then a full face that's slopping around on your head. It's pretty dangerous especially if it flicks forward of a drop and covers your eyes!

You Marino boys are a little slack when it comes to media

^ this just take up a winter sport and stop whining.

I once made a hot beverage that was half tea and half coffee. It was recommended to me by a Chinese dude, I assumed it was some weird Asian thing but later I deduced that he was just winding me up 'cause it tasted like utter shite. You're f**king odd.

+1, that was definitely my favourite! Really looking forward to seeing the real deal! Pull your finger out Mark Also, I just realised this made it on to that Zoot Alors instagram thingy already! http://instagram.com/p/l200TaonBI/

That name always reminds me of Tarka the Otter. Such a sad film

Jim.

Sorry! :$

Cool dude, awesome rider, weak video. Sorry