Sam Nichols

Sorry.

It's a Lad™ joke. It isn't funny. Don't worry about it. -------------------------- I am very jealous of your bike.

I'm the biggest f**king deal since Vodafone acquired Mannesmann AG.

There are a few pictures dotted here and there around the interwebs if you'd like to see what one looks like.

Aiming the shower head directly up my bum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWDtjL3Lpn4

I f**king love sparklers.

Ditto!

Because nobody likes you.

I came here for the 'lolz'. I was not dissapoint.

If you want a smartphone rather than that archaic piece of technology that Nick posted, I've got a Nokia Lumia 520 that was £115 brand new & Sim-Free. You should be able to easily get it for less than £100 secondhand. It's actually pretty damn good for the money too. But it does depend on what you're after. If you're big on apps and games then it's going to be no good to you. If you're after a phone that you can google shit on, get your emails, check facebook, watch videos, listen to music etc then this is spot on. It has a micro SD card slot, so for about a tenner you can get a 32gb micro SD and life is wonderful thereafter. It's surprisingly speedy and just works. I am a fan.

I want to play. For the record: I would do bad things to Kate Nash, unspeakable things.

Digging that, looks way better than when I blacked up mine, I think it's the decals that do it for me. mmmmmm

Disliked.

Thanks for your input, Brad. It gives me something to do in between wanking on cold dark winter nights though. I added you guys, my tag thing is ShinRape

That would have been a sensible thing to mention! Xbox 360

Any of you play? I keep getting picked on by the bigger boys and could do with some friends :'( Edit: on Xbox 360

Barspins are for dicks anyway.

Ali put me through a table. Checkmate.

Om nom nom nom.

I imagine you were still none-the-wiser with the sound turned up...

Here it is, a delectable Friday morning treat. You lucky lucky people. You're welcome.

You are weirdly good at switch-footed riding, Stephen. All I can do is ridiculously laboured switch-footed boons.