Actually the interesting thing about Islam is that there already is an interpretation of the Qur'an that exists by way of the last messenger from god - the prophet Muhammad. This interpretation of how to live your life is called the Sunnah and essentially explains how Muhammad lived his life and includes his teachings etc
The general gist of it all is that if you follow the Sunnah then you'll be a 'good' Muslim. Where non-Muslims often get a bit confused is when they assume that an indiscretion instantly means that they're f**ked. It's just not the case. But everything you can think of like praying five times a day, growing a beard, halal food etc it's all from the teachings of Muhammad. One further thing, a Muslim doesn't HAVE to grow a beard and if they can't pray one of the five times a day they aren't instantly struck down. It's all about following the purest path as beat as they can.
I have a lot of time for Muslims.
To keep more on topic: I eat cheap meat that isn't locally sourced so I'm a party to animal cruelty, even if it is cruelty within the confines of the law. I also have no religious beliefs. So as far as I'm concerned it doesn't matter if my meat has been prepared by way of a religious ceremony or not.
Islam's one of the fastest growing religions in England so y'all better get used to delicious Halal meat.