2 men and a woman get through to the final test to become an FBI hitman. An officer gives one of the men a shotgun, and says: "Through that door is your wife, in a chair. You must kill her if you wish to become a hitman." The man walks through the door - but comes out crying after 5 minutes saying: "I just couldn't do it!" Then the second man is given a shotgun. He is pushed through another door with the same message. He comes back out after 10 minutes, looking very dissapointed in himself. He couldn't do it either. The woman is then given a shotgun. She is told her husband is in the next room, and that she must kill him to become a hitwoman. As soon as the door closes behind her, a shot went off. Then another. There is a great deal of bumping, screaming, and weeping coming through the door. After it goes quiet - the woman comes back through the door absolutely furious. She shouted at the officer: "Why didn't you f**kin' tell me they were blanks in the gun?! I had to beat him to death with a chair leg!"