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Sick. I love Jack Meek.

Can't believe I'm f**king awake for this...

Quite like it, good geo.

The most inspirational rider ever. Jack Meek Ladies and Gentlemen. Edit: Seriously, not bum licking here - mean it.

Its 'cos we're all pussies. But I have some local mates that I met through riding, that when I stopped for a few months I still saw etc. Then I have not so local riding friends, that I definatly still class as my mates...

Thats right Was mine from tarty. Nice to see it looking good.

Lol. Never heard that before. I'll leave now...

Yes. TGS TGS TGS!

I wouldn't... Parkers matey... Don't think its going to be that far off. Where did you get the 8.5 secs figure from? I can't believe thats right. Edit: I take that back...

What makes people get a 106 Rallye over a GTI? I realize the issue with the stereotypical views on 106 GTIs being a little chavtastic, and its bloody hard to find a half decent used one (that hasn't been kitted 'n' shitted and/or done about 125k), but the quoted 0-60 time on a rallye being just under three and a half seconds slower that that of a GTI, and the quoted BHP for a rallye is 90 as compared with the GTI's 120... I realize, standard, its 55kgs lighter, but surely the extra umph makes up for the slight weight gain? Not to mention an average rallye costing more than an average GTI... I also realize, that hands down the Rallye's are cooler just because they aren't chav central but I'm just curious as to what makes you Rallye owners tick?

LIST OF CONFIRMED. 1. Jack Meek 2.Adam Storey 3. Nick 'Prawn' Vaughan 4. Adam Peter Bessell 5. Tom McMillan 6. Ben Walsh 7. Adam 'Bigman' Phillips 8. Craig Tull 9. David Cleaver 10. Ian Johnstone 11. Darren Hill 12. Lee McCaw 13. Fletcher B 14. Peter Rew 15. John Shrewsbury 16. Joel Bennett 17. Sam Hewitt 18. Chris Bilsborrow 19. Simon Bray 20. Brett Penfold 21. James Hyland 22. Joe Rothwell 23. Andy Roscoe 24. Stan Shaw 25. Nicholas Manning 26. Tom Weston 27. Daniel W Gray 28. Tom Hutley 29. Dave Anscombe 30. Sean Russell 31. Steve Rogers 32. Glen Robinson 33. Joe Elding 34. Andrew Walker 35. James Sheridan 36. Thomas Edward Delauro 37. Martin Grainger 38. Chris Walford 39. Rob Brodie 40. Rob Cook 41. Andy Green 42. Brice Daraut 43. Andy Johnson 44. Iwan Osborne 45. Sam Brant 46. Rowan Johns 47. Andrew Burtenshaw 48. Chris Elson 49. James Porter 50. Ross Gardner 51. Max Hunt 52. Joe Hodges 53. Nick Goddard 54. Robert Michael Larkins 55. Tom Rankin 56. Mat Smith 57. Matthew Bird 58. Ben Savage 59. Chris Abbey 60. Belaey Wesley 61. Katy Rankin 62. Leon Thomas-lyons 63. Aran Cook 64. Ryan Crisp 65. Scott Wilson 66. Ashley Kennard 67. Nick Wood 68. Sam Doman 69. Edward Torres 70. Tristan Packham 71. Christopher Page 72. Ben Lampkin 73. Chris Colley 74. Andrew Terry 75. Steven Vanheste 76. Daniel Brooker 77. Daniel Brooker 78. Aurélien Fontenoy 79. Matt Purdon 80. Pierre-Charles Thomas 81. Tom Oliver 82. Sam Oliver 83. Joe Seddon 84. Ashley Wood 85. Joss Robinson 86. Matthew Hamilton 87. Will Stanton 88. Joe Thompson 89. Matthew Bauckham 90. Nathanael Bennett 91. Chris Hunter 92. Daniel Angell 93. Thomas Pugh 94. Juliane Treue 95. Shaun Smith 96. Harry Elliott 97. Mike Scientist 98. Georgina Yasmin Cooper 99. Mike Duffield 100. Kevin Robinson 101. Lee Fox-Furnell 102. Adrian Griffiths 103. Ryan Iley 104. Joe Bayliss Best parking spot anybody? Preferably without paying the congestion charge...

FAT PANTS

You know it Jack Meek x

Well done Stan! Poor Ozonys...

Up until a couple of days ago I'd sort of forgotten about it, because it used to happen loads when I was younger but then stopped happening really. I get so so wound up by being wrongly accused of stuff. Absolutely hate it because there is nothing you can really do about it. Luckily its been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that said thing that I was accused of wasn't actually me, but it still gets on my tits no end. Also - Teaches/Lecturers that are clearly not clever people, and can't really be bothered. Self explanatory really.

f**king corker for his age.

Please stop being such a miserable old fanny on here! Your not in real life!

Love it.

Basically - Find out who it is, wait 'til they go into the boys toilets to use the urinal, then when the trousers are down... BAM! Penetrate them. Thats what I'd do.

Will make an effort to get abingdon losers out. All being fattys like me for the last 3 months or something stupid.

Nah it'd look shit. Sorry to be blunt, but they usually always look wank without fail. Black, white, silver or fluro yellow/green are acceptable.

Christ jack. I actually love you.

T-Mag Python Czar Stock Ozonys In 2 and a half years

You can't have it all ways matey. If you could have the lightest rim on the market, that was durable, and a smooth rim with pads that bit and held well AND had a good wear life - everybody would be doing it.