plainlazy84 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Hopefuly you are all aware of the wonder that is AQA. The ultimate method for settling pub disputes, asking random stupid questions and getting equally amusing responses. If you are unaware of this service then shame on you!They are running a promotion where you can ask them any question and get an answer sent to your phone for free. So ask away and answers posted on here pleaseThe stupider the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 lmaoIve asked the biggie, "Which is better trials forum or observed trials.net"By AQA I thought you meant the exam board... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 LMAOAwesomei asked " i have a job interview on thursday , will i get the job "30 seconnds later, phone goes off" AQA thinks you will get the job, you'll have to be at your best though and make a fantastic impression. AQA knows your capable of it "LOL, lets hope there right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Got my answer:"Trials-forum.co.uk is better than observedtrials.net It is highly informative and a well designed site. It could be expanded to include more info." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Sending answers to your friend's phones questioning their sexuality will keep you occupied for hours.That's experience speaking there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Got my answer:"Trials-forum.co.uk is better than observedtrials.net It is highly informative and a well designed site. It could be expanded to include more info." :lol:How the f**k do they know that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Meh i tryed to be smart but they didnt like it "The highway code doesnt have chapters it had 278 sections of paragraphs, the 3rd word of paragraph 278 is motorcyclists..... tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 I had to do the old: how long is a piece of string, but I haven't got a reply yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) Not working for me EDIT: No wait it worked, they reckon I should do 2 hours revision a day in order to pass my A levels, hmmm sounds reasonable.Much better than my Mum's ideas haha Edited April 30, 2007 by Shaun H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 I beat them I asked what was faster - tech house or electro.They told me there was no difference between techno & house. Kinda missed the question.The correct reply is: both genres are roughly the same speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 is the meaning of life really 42?'no, life is the result of a complex sequence of chemical reactions and has no underlying meaning. assign yourself a meaning: find out what you love'I had to do the old: how long is a piece of string, but I haven't got a reply yet.X2 (where x represents the distance from the middle to one end)/maths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q. What would happen if i suddenly sprouted an extra leg?A. If you suddenly sprouted an extra leg you would have difficulties with walking an balance. People may also start calling you 'Jake the Peg'. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 X2 (where x represents the distance from the middle to one end) /mathsThats just answering a question with another question isnt it the variable of X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Thats just answering a question with another question isnt it the variable of Xnot really a question though, as it is the measurement, but you can't compare it to anything else as it couls still be anything.right and wrong. pssh i lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Sending answers to your friend's phones questioning their sexuality will keep you occupied for hours.That's experience speaking there. Bob the Horny Hobnob / PaRtZ - Carbon fibre bolts....oh dear says:lol what it say word for word? EDZ says:hold on Bob the Horny Hobnob / PaRtZ - Carbon fibre bolts....oh dear says:kk EDZ says:aqa thinks that you should own up to having eaten your dads cereal. Honesty is the best policy and aqa thinks he will be reasonable if you are honestQuestion: I have eaten my dads cereal, should I tell him? If I do he may chuck me out of the house[steph™] tiny vessels oozed into your neck. says:i just had a "Can you hear me partying? Can you hear me Having Fun?" says:yeah...[steph™] tiny vessels oozed into your neck. says:text[steph™] tiny vessels oozed into your neck. says:AQA thinks you're straight but bi-curious if you find pictures of female breasts arousing. Maybe you appreciate human beauty in an erotic way.[steph™] tiny vessels oozed into your neck. says:HOW THE f**k did that get to my phone!?Question: I find womens breast arousing. being a woman myself, am I a lesbian? Im gna be here ALLLLLLLLLLLL night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Question: I find womens breast arousing. being a woman myself, am I a lesbian?Hahaha i just sent my friend that one lmao she was sooo puzzled... hahaa equally as sad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted April 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Mr Miyagi or Splinter from the Turtles- Which was the ultimate mentor/father figure? Should Splinter have been harder on Michelangelo and his pizza addiction? "Mr Myagi is the ultimate father/ mentor figur. Splinter was far too lenient on Michelangelo's pizza addiction and should have brought in Gillian McKeith" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 What the huck!!!Q: Is my mum asleep or awake?A: Yes, your mum is asleep and feeling happy having good dreams, She will wake up refreshed.Real A: She is actually asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 I have asked where the internet is.No reply yet, guess it's a hard one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up'n'away Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 This is brill, mates are like wtf? " Is (mates name) Really gay? Lmao, how much does it cost to do from phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q. Is myspace gay?A. Myspace is an internet site. Being such it cannot have a sexuality. However, there are many gay people on there. Along with straight and bisexual people.Damn smart asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Real A: She is actually asleep Go and wake her up by pouring water on her hahaha f**k you AQA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 how much does it cost to do from phone?£1Go and wake her up by pouring water on her hahaha f**k you AQA!!!She won't be happy, My lifes not worth it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob87 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Q: when will life cease to exist.A:The next potential Armageddon is due on March 21st 2014. However, scientists say there is only a 1 in 909,000 chance of a catastrophic collision to cause this.hahaha, i like those odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 reece......or is it ray says:WTF's this? reece......or is it ray says:He's got to consent first otherwise it's classed as sexual assault.My friend just got a text That was in answer to the question: My (Male) friend bent over in front of me and i felt a tingle in my groin. If he bends over again should I slip it in?haha love this thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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