Michael Hardman Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Now If I had put 'PC Jokes' you lot would have got the wrong end of the trunchen. Theres too mcuh political correctness in the world and prob on here so time to break lose. Slate me if you want for this joke but I dont care. What did the death, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Cancer! :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Damm it must be an old joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) my joke: what do yuo call a sheep with no legs? answer: disabled woooo Edited June 15, 2005 by rocktrials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanRs Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) its like - BC old! Whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swiming pool?? - A kid with burst arm bands. Edited June 15, 2005 by RyanRs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsguru Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 whats the difference between achne and a catholic preist achne waits until youre 13 to cum on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 whats the difference between achne and a catholic preist achne waits until youre 13 to cum on your face ← thats the joke for michael jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ← I dont get that :"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Theres too mcuh political correctness in the world and prob on here so time to break lose. Slate me if you want for this joke but I dont care. ← With you on that one dude :blink: In medieval times the court jester would poke fun at the king (making jokes about him etc). This was acceptable and the court jester was the only person in the kingdom allowed to do this (on pain of death). Doesn't this make you think? Humour if directed at a certain person, ethnic group or any other collective isn't meant to be taken offensively and should be taken on the cheek. If a jester could rip the piss out of a king and it be ok, then surely we can have a wee laugh about blondes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 I dont get that :"> ← It means a black man can't feed a family of four cos he's too poor. Hope that helps Like the one about the kid in the swimmin pool :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 what do you call a scouser in a suit? the accused what do you call female scouser with 2 brain cells? pregnant when the next nuclear bomb gets dropped which nation will be running towards it? the ethiopians (running towards the giant mushroom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 whats blue and doesnt fit anymore? dead epilectic what do you do if someone is having a fit in a bath? throw your washing in whats the differance between jumping on a trampoline and on a baby? you dont have to take your shoes off to jump on a baby! all courtesy of my maths teacher! :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave85 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Where do you find a paraplegic? wherever you left him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 whats blue and doesnt fit anymore? dead epilectic what do you do if someone is having a fit in a bath? throw your washing in whats the differance between jumping on a trampoline and on a baby? you dont have to take your shoes off to jump on a baby! all courtesy of my maths teacher! :blink: ← Who's your maths teacher scott? Do you have a science exam tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 what do you call two black men on a bike? organised crime whats blue and f**ks old people? hypothermia two blokes in a pub one says to the other " my wife got burnt yesterday" and the other turns round and says sympathetically " oh badly?" wo which the bloke replies " yeah they dont mess about at the crematoriam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Whats black and blue and red all over? A rape victim. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sameer Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ← That's taking it a bit too far, me reckons. You wouldn't want someone to say any Jewish jokes. People in glass houses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. What's worse than a pile of 2000 dead babies? The live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 what worse than finding 5 babies in a bin? finding 1 baby in 5 bins wots red n gets smaller by the minute? a baby playing with a razor blade how do u fit 100 jews in a mini? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ashtray :- (sorry) an englisman, a scotsman, and an irishman are sat at a bar with a pint of guiness each. 3 flies buzzin around the pub get too close, and one lands in each pint. the english man, disgusted pushes his drink away, sayin 'ain't touchin that now!' the scotsman says 'that pint cost me £2! iain't wastin it!' he fishes the fly out and carries on drinkin. the irishman peers into his glass, then slowly and carefully picks the little fly out by its wing, holds it up to eye level, and yells 'Spit it out, you b*****d!!!' off topic.... whats black and bangs on glass? a squirrel in a microwave (i love that one:p) back on topic... there's loads o jokes about americans and jews and blondes n asians, etc. do these other social 'groups' have jokes to take the piss out of average english people? any stereotypical assumptions that can be made fun of? smithy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 That's taking it a bit too far, me reckons. You wouldn't want someone to say any Jewish jokes. People in glass houses... ← I don't mind anti semitic jokes soooo much, I have a good laugh with them with me mates. But sometimes I take offence, just seems to be the way it's said rather than what. how do u fit 100 jews in a mini? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ashtray :lol: (sorry) an englisman, a scotsman, and an irishman are sat at a bar with a pint of guiness each. 3 flies buzzin around the pub get too close, and one lands in each pint. the english man, disgusted pushes his drink away, sayin 'ain't touchin that now!' the scotsman says 'that pint cost me £2! iain't wastin it!' he fishes the fly out and carries on drinkin. the irishman peers into his glass, then slowly and carefully picks the little fly out by its wing, holds it up to eye level, and yells 'Spit it out, you b*****d!!!' off topic.... whats black and bangs on glass? a squirrel in a microwave (i love that one:p) back on topic... there's loads o jokes about americans and jews and blondes n asians, etc. do these other social 'groups' have jokes to take the piss out of average english people? any stereotypical assumptions that can be made fun of? smithy ← Heard that one about the jews about 7 years ago. :( But the other two are great. Also we do have jokes about you guys, but to tell em would spoil em. :'( :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ← :'( That's f**king quality. I don't mind anti semitic jokes soooo much, I have a good laugh with them with me mates. But sometimes I take offence, just seems to be the way it's said rather than what. Heard that one about the jews about 7 years ago. :( But the other two are great. Also we do have jokes about you guys, but to tell em would spoil em. :lol: :P ← I wouldn't go as far to call them anti-semitic jokes, obviously they have a hint of racism, but you know anti-semitism is something I've always associated with Hitler etc, so it might just be me being wrong again. You won't tell us your jokes because they are poo :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I won't tell you them, cos er errrm, well I'll be honest here, I haven't actually made them up yet. :lol:" :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joker Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 what do you say if your tv starts floating in the night? drop it niger (in the spirit of the thread, not to be taken out of context) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 What does you call a german virgin? Fitzniceantight :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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