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I present to you the manliest person alive.

Captain Jack Churchill fought in WWII with a bow and arrow and a claymore (A SWORD). He captured an entire town himself and other other person. He was captured by the Germans and escaped twice.

Choice cuts of awesome from the article;

"One of his brother officers, an old friend, saw him about that time chugging across the Flanders plain on a motorcycle, his bow tied to the frame, arrows sticking out of one of the panniers on the back, a German officer’s cap hanging on the headlight. “Ah!” said Churchill, spotting his friend, “Hullo Clark! Got anything to drink?”

"Once Churchill had dismounted, his friend noticed dried blood smeared across one ear and asked Churchill about the injury. German machine gun, said Churchill casually. His men had shouted at him to run but, he said, he was simply too tired. "

He then waded ashore at the head of his men, sword in hand, and charged ahead, as one account put it, “into the thick smoke, uttering warlike cries.”

For Churchill, the high point of the fighting was the night attack on a town called Piegoletti (sometimes Piegolelli). He organized his men into six parallel columns and, since the heavy undergrowth ruled out any chance of a silent advance, sent them charging through the darkness shouting “commando!” The yelling not only minimized the risk of Commandos shooting each other in the gloom, but also confused the German defenders, to whom this fierce shouting seemed to come from all directions in the blackness of the night. The attack carried all its objectives and bagged 136 prisoners.

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In 1944, he led Number 2 Commando in Yugoslavia, where they supported the efforts of Tito's partisans. The commandos raided the German-held island of Brač and assaulted Hill 622. Only Captain Churchill and six others managed to reach the objective. A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone but Churchill, who played "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his pipes as the Germans advanced.

Playing his bagpipes as the germans advanced. He is my role model.

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Reminds me of that guy in Band of brothers who just ran head on into German occupied villages, through groups of enemy soldiers, and all the way back. All true aswell, as it was accounted by several guys who actually witnessed it!

Best series ever! That man was a brave sod. Took the Germans about a minute to realize what was happening LOL.

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